Porcelain Poop Co. est. 2026
(201) 677-8571 Get a free quote
Premium dog waste removal

The yard, restored to porcelain clean.

A Porcelain Poop Co. technician cleaning a floating island of lawn with a house and three happy dogs
The service

Fast, thorough dog waste removal with every trace hauled away.

Coverage

Homes, HOAs, and dog-friendly communities.

The proof

A photo report and latched-gate check after every visit.

Getting started

Exact pricing within one business day.

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About the company

We give your yard back its comfort, cleanliness, and quiet.

We maintain private yards, HOAs, and dog-friendly communities with a documented process: consistent schedules, full-yard sweeps, and waste hauled away every time. Plans are matched to your yard size, number of dogs, and the season.

See what we do
Neighbor discounts on grouped routes Photo report after every visit Gate latched & double-checked First scoop free on weekly plans Insured & background-checked Neighbor discounts on grouped routes Photo report after every visit Gate latched & double-checked First scoop free on weekly plans Insured & background-checked
Insured & background-checked
What we do

Our services

Safe for lawns & pets

Weekly scooping

Our core service

Same day each week, every corner of the yard, waste double-bagged and hauled away.

One-time cleanup

For fresh starts

Spring thaw, move-ins, and party prep. Any yard returned to spotless in one visit.

Deodorize + sanitize

Pet-safe treatment

Enzymatic spray that neutralizes odor and bacteria on lawns, patios, and dog runs.

HOA + commercial

Shared spaces

Scheduled service for communities, plus pet-station upkeep and bag restocking.

Full coverage

Everywhere the mess hides

Lawns

Swept in overlapping rows

Open grass, slopes, and the corners mowers miss.

Dog runs

High-traffic zones

Kennels and runs cleared and deodorized on request.

Patios + decks

Entertaining areas

Hard surfaces checked and left guest-ready.

Gravel + rock beds

The tricky surfaces

Careful hand-clearing without scattering the stone.

Garden beds

Plant-safe clearing

Beds and borders cleaned without trampling plantings.

Common areas

HOA + community spaces

Shared lawns and pet stations kept resident-ready.

A rational choice

For people who want to enjoy the yard, not patrol it.

We remove the mess professionally, so your weekends stay yours and the lawn stays ready for anything.

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It's healthy

Waste carries bacteria and parasites. We remove it before it spreads to pets and kids.

It saves your weekend

No bags, no shovel, no Saturday chore. The yard is simply always done.

It's fast

Most yards take under 20 minutes per visit, with a text before we arrive.

The routine

How a visit works

Every visit follows the same careful routine.

01

Book your service

Tell us your yard size, number of dogs, and preferred day. Booking takes two minutes.

02

We arrive on schedule

You get a text on the way. Dogs can stay inside or come say hi.

03

Full-yard sweep

Overlapping rows across the lawn, beds, and dog runs. Waste is double-bagged and hauled away.

04

Photo confirmation

You receive a completion photo and a latched-gate check before we leave the property.

Plans & rates

Service pricing

Every other week

Standard

For lighter-duty yards

$24 per visit
  • Full-yard sweep, every corner
  • Waste double-bagged and removed
  • Gate-check photo report
  • Skip or pause anytime
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Deep clean

One-Time Reset

Big jobs and fresh starts

from $89
  • Full restoration, any condition
  • Ideal for spring thaw and move-ins
  • Optional deodorize + sanitize
  • Same-week scheduling
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Prices shown for one dog. Add $4 per visit for each additional pup. Custom quotes for large yards, estates, and communities.

Good to know

Common questions

How much does dog waste removal cost?

Weekly service is $18 per visit and every-other-week service is $24 per visit, both for one dog. One-time cleanups start at $89. Add $4 per visit for each additional dog, and custom quotes are available for large yards, estates, and communities.

What happens during each visit?

You get a text when we're on the way. We sweep the entire yard in overlapping rows — lawn, beds, and dog runs — double-bag the waste, and haul it away. Before we leave you receive a completion photo and a latched-gate check.

Do I need to be home during service?

No. Dogs can stay inside or come say hi, and the photo report shows you the finished yard and the latched gate after every visit.

Do you service HOAs and commercial properties?

Yes. We offer scheduled service for communities and shared spaces, plus pet-station upkeep and bag restocking.

How do I get started?

Request a free quote with the form below. We'll confirm your service area, recommend a plan, and send exact pricing within one business day. The first scoop is free on weekly plans.

Get the yard handled before grilling season.

The earlier we start, the sooner the yard stays effortlessly clean all year. First scoop is free on weekly plans.

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We'll confirm your service area, recommend a plan, and send exact pricing within one business day.

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